Haiku

Faysal on his knees
With his 13 inch Mac Pro
Turning Japanese

But you know who can write Haiku most easily?

An OCD patient:

I will wash my hands
left right left right left right left
over and over

Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 Caitlin Upton:

I personally
believe that South Africa
ummm...uhhh..Iraq...uhhh...

Snoop Dogg:

Snoopy is my nizz
f'shizzle hizzle dizzle
i like my nizz...wizz?

Eiffel 65:

I'm Blue Da Da Dee
Da Dee Da Da Da Da Dee
Da Da Dee Da Da