When you're all emo and feel like crap, there are 3 kinds of people who will come to your aid:
1) Those who will be on your side and comfort you through thick and thin, even if you're as hopelessly wrong as Christopher Columbus in a fog ("Hey, I just discovered Heaven! Hey who set it on fire?"). A classic example of such a person would be your spouse during the honeymoon phase (and hopefully after that too). Lets take Hitler and Eva Braun:
Hitler: Ach! those Schtinken Allies have taken Berlin. Alles ist lost! Vats the point of living now?
Eva: Awww, Mein Fuhrer, as it happens, I have 2 cyanide pills. Let's do this.
Hitler: Baby, you really take the 'Love me in life and death' part seriously, don't you?
2)Then there are those loved ones who will give support with some constructive well-meaning advice. Read: Your Mom.
Let's take Hitler again:
Hitler: Mutti, Mutti, those Schtinken Allies have taken Berlin!
Hitler's Mom: Well, I hope you've learnt your lesson, Dolfi; don't wage a war against the Jews, you'll need their money!
Hitler: *Makes a face and starts sulking*
3) And the last type: those idiotic friends who comfort you and simultaneously kick you where it hurts when you're down: "Don't be sad man! She just wasn't meant for you! How does that saying go, "50th time lucky"?"
Another Hitler scenario:
Von Ribbentrop: No, no, Mein Fuhrer. Keep the mustache. Einstein's got one too.
Hitler: @#$%
1) Those who will be on your side and comfort you through thick and thin, even if you're as hopelessly wrong as Christopher Columbus in a fog ("Hey, I just discovered Heaven! Hey who set it on fire?"). A classic example of such a person would be your spouse during the honeymoon phase (and hopefully after that too). Lets take Hitler and Eva Braun:
Hitler: Ach! those Schtinken Allies have taken Berlin. Alles ist lost! Vats the point of living now?
Eva: Awww, Mein Fuhrer, as it happens, I have 2 cyanide pills. Let's do this.
Hitler: Baby, you really take the 'Love me in life and death' part seriously, don't you?
2)Then there are those loved ones who will give support with some constructive well-meaning advice. Read: Your Mom.
Let's take Hitler again:
Hitler: Mutti, Mutti, those Schtinken Allies have taken Berlin!
Hitler's Mom: Well, I hope you've learnt your lesson, Dolfi; don't wage a war against the Jews, you'll need their money!
Hitler: *Makes a face and starts sulking*
3) And the last type: those idiotic friends who comfort you and simultaneously kick you where it hurts when you're down: "Don't be sad man! She just wasn't meant for you! How does that saying go, "50th time lucky"?"
Another Hitler scenario:
Von Ribbentrop: No, no, Mein Fuhrer. Keep the mustache. Einstein's got one too.
Hitler: @#$%
