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May 1, 2020

Easy as ABC


I recently had a profound learning experience that I would like to share with you. It filled me with a lot of guilt and saddened me no end. On the other hand, it taught me a lot about myself.
I was driving somewhere one day. On the way, I saw a crowd of people gathered around a smashed-up car, the typical picture of an accident in our city. Being an emergency physician, I pulled my car over to the side and ran over to help. There was a woman on the tarmac, apparently unconscious in a pool of what looked like blood. I yelled at the police and the crowd to give me space. No one really heard me so I wormed my way over to her. To my relief, she was awake but a bit groggy. My medical training kicked in. ‘Airway (and neck), breathing , circulation’, the ABCs of resuscitating a sick person. I stabilized her neck with my hands to protect that part of her spine. This is vital because the cervical spine connects the brain to the rest of the body and controls virtually everything from breathing to movement. A tear in this delicate and exposed area of the human body and one can become paralyzed for life at best and dead at worst. I then looked at her chest and was relieved to see both sides of her chest rising regularly and equally. That meant her breathing was alright. Next, I needed to check her pulse. That would mean removing my hand from her neck, something I wanted to avoid. Luckily, the fact that she was awake and breathing significantly reduced the chances of her heart not beating so I put that off. I then yelled for a recount of events leading to the accident. Multiple people began to simultaneously recount their versions of the event. I cannot go into the exact details (due to privacy reasons) but suffice it to say that she had met with an accident after some disturbing events in her life. I then made a glaring error. I removed my hands from her neck to check her pulse (which I felt immediately quite strongly).
Nothing dramatic happened. Her neck did not snap, she did not become paralyzed and she continued breathing as before when everyone propped her up. That is besides the point. As a trained emergency physician, I HAVE to follow the ABCs mentioned above. I cannot just leave her neck based on a garbled history. I saw a smashed-up car (which indicates a high velocity accident) and a groggy woman. Ordinarily in a hospital setting, that is more than enough for me to secure her neck. Over here on the road I needed to follow my training. Perhaps, me being out of my comfort zone made me forget. Perhaps the fact that everyone else had moved her around without any obvious medical consequences lulled me into a false sense of security regarding the state of her neck. However, that is no excuse. As an emergency physician, it is my job to keep calm under pressure. If something had happened, it would be my fault alone. It costs nothing to stabilize her neck. Yet, the possible consequences of letting her neck go are devastating.
To decide if a neck can be let go, one can choose one of two famous algorithms- the NEXUS criteria and the Canadian C-spine rule. The former is simpler to follow and more relaxed about the neck as compared to the latter. The Canadian C-spine rule is marginally better but it is not unreasonable to depend on the NEXUS criteria alone. The NEXUS criteria allows you to relax about the neck if all of the following 5 criteria are met:
1)      The person is awake, alert and oriented to time, place and person,
2)      There is no evidence of intoxication,
3)      There is no focal neurologic deficit (i.e. no paralysis, loss of sensation anywhere among other things),
4)      No pain when pressing midline at the back of the neck, and
5)      No distracting injuries (simply put, a bleeding wound with say, the bone sticking out in the leg is bound to distract the victim from any pain in the neck)
With her, I could only reliably say that she met condition 1. I couldn’t confirm that she wasn’t intoxicated, given the bizarre circumstances of her accident and the fact that although she was oriented to time, place and person, she still wasn’t replying to all my questions consistently (likely due to the pain, but again, it costs nothing to keep her neck stable). She told me she couldn’t move her leg due to the pain. I also couldn’t do a proper examination to reassure myself regarding conditions 3, 4 and 5. Therefore, even by the relatively lenient NEXUS criteria, I should not have moved my hands from her neck till I could evaluate her properly or get a CT scan of her neck. Hence, the guilt.
Why the sadness though? As an ER physician, my daily bread and butter is this city’s dark underbelly. Consequences of its poverty, illiteracy, violence and mental strife are just another day in the ER. Therefore, quite naturally, I have developed a high level of immunity (and cynicism) to what most people would quail at. Whether that is good or bad is beside the point. It is necessary for me to remain detached so that I can function effectively as a doctor. Yet, seeing the very same thing I see everyday in the ER in a non-ER setting jolted my humanity awake and reminded me that the ‘guy on bed number so-and-so’ is not just another guinea pig that the conveyor belt-like triage has sent my way. Here was a woman with a horrible backstory (from what I gathered. Again, cannot go into details). Whatever the complete truth was, the end result was a devastated, injured woman with a mountain of problems. An uphill battle if ever I saw one.
What saddened me was how the police dealt with the case. I will not comment on the legal, administrative and police side of things (as it is not my place to do so), but I can give my two cents on how they handled the medical side of things. It is imperative that the police have some basic first aid training, enough so that they do no harm. Moving an accident victim about without any know-how of protecting the neck is criminal. They need to have SOPs in place that deal with this. They won’t always have a doctor at hand to help them out. While they all meant well and were most obliging to me, their lack of first aid knowledge proved a hindrance. Too much time was spent deciding whether they should keep the door of the car open to let her have some fresh air and constantly asking me if they could give her some water, despite my clear instructions regarding this. They also refused to send her to the hospital immediately. The reason they gave me was that she was wearing gold and if they took her immediately and the gold went missing along the way, they would be in hot water. Additionally, there were other logistical barriers that I cannot comment on. I later asked them that if she had looked like she was going to die any second, would they have reacted the same way? They vehemently insisted that they would have sent her to the hospital immediately. That is what bothers me. These medical decisions should not be in their hands. I understand that our emergency services leave a lot to be desired but in such circumstances, one would think the best option would be to get victims at the earliest to where they can be helped.
What did I learn about myself? I am not as authoritative as I should be. I have emergency training from arguably the best hospital in the country. I know exactly how to proceed in such situations. I must have confidence in myself and my abilities. There is a lot of research that backs everything that I do in such situations. I should learn to trust it, especially in such situations where I am the only advocate for my patient.

April 23, 2020

The Death of Comedy?


Recently, an eminent professor at my university cracked a joke on twitter that implied that women at an infectious disease conference were busy posing for photographs while the men were in the trenches fighting everybody’s friendly neighbourhood infectious disease- the coronavirus. The tweet quickly became viral and enraged a lot of people at the university. They complained to the appropriate persons and the professor shortly tweeted an apology, saying it was a joke and all in good fun. This got me thinking: when does a joke stop being something to get a few laughs and start becoming malicious? What implications does this have on the general application of humour? As someone who regularly shoots his mouth (I’ve always maintained that I spew more feculent matter from my top end than my bottom- pardon my French), I’ve had to deal with the consequences of a joke gone wrong multiple times. However, I have never really given much thought as to why this happens until today. This article is for me as much as it is for the reader and will hopefully give me the clarity I need to manoeuvre through my non-existent stand up comedy career.
Historically, those perceived as weak have been ridiculed. At a community level, select groups that lack the ability to retort are easy targets due to a socially untenable position in society. Often the ridiculing party truly believes their objects of derision are inferior. Examples include Jews in the holocaust, blacks throughout much of America’s history and the female sex since time immemorial. On an individual level, people who lack the ‘gift of the gab’ and do not conform to society’s perception of what is normal make the easiest targets.
However, are those making fun of others always malicious? Aren't most jokes targeting a group done in humorous vein and not because people are closet KKK? If you're a Pakistani, Memons and Pathans are regular fodder. For Americans, many a snide comment will be passed about Asian drivers, the Village, WASPs, ghettos and everybody 'Boooorn in East LA!' We expect people to have a certain level of thick skin. Standup comics thrive on it. Just because it is accepted, does that make it morally correct? On the other hand, when it comes to our daily dealings with people, we all agree that making fun of anyone is wrong, malicious or not. Isn't this a contradiction in our moral code?
It is important to remember that a) the reason cracking jokes at someone else’s expense is wrong because they may be hurt by it and b) they may not necessarily be empowered enough to voice their displeasure at being made the object of someone’s joke, no matter how light-hearted it may be. Most people know how to laugh at themselves and will enjoy a good old ribbing. However, the key word here is ‘most’. If even one person feels slighted by a joke cracked, should it have left the speaker’s mouth in the first place? Collateral damage sometimes cannot be avoided. This isn't one of those times.
Today, women empowerment is perhaps the strongest it has ever been in recorded history. Israel is a very powerful nation. Police brutality against blacks in the US has created an uproar and has fuelled #BlackLivesMatter. In the current zeitgeist, it is impossible to crack Jewish Mother/Light bulb jokes, tell a woman to make her man a sandwich and one needs to get a license to use the N word if non-black. Yet, such things were considered a normal part of comic nomenclature in recent history. Yet I am sure women, Jews and blacks were just as offended back then as they are today. They just did not have the lobby back then to remind the world that ridiculing them was morally reprehensible. The Republicans in the US, although in power politically, do not dominate the entertainment industry and therefore have no leverage there. In a way, they could be considered a minority and hence a 'weak' group in Hollywood. The Mullahs in Pakistan (a group particularly close to my heart), while very powerful among the masses, do not have the same traction in the upper middle class and are therefore a 'weak' group here. Does that therefore give the circles where they are 'weak' the license to make them the ‘Whipping-boys-of-the-day’? I am in no way comparing the struggles of women, Jews, blacks and other objectively marginalized groups with the ridicule Mullahs and Republicans face for their often ludicrous policies. The common pattern in humour I am alluding to related to all these groups is that they are made fun of where they are considered 'weak', where they have no voice and where they cannot respond on an equal footing. That is a cowardly move and often counterproductive (I am SPECIFICALLY referring to jokes cracked at their expense. Criticism with intention to correct what is wrong is always a good thing. It is just important to remember that the line separating constructive criticism and satire can be seen from outer space.You may disagree with someone and what they do may be plain wrong, but ridiculing them will never change their minds. If anything it will push them further away. The human ego is a powerful entity).
So what does this imply for the comic industry in its various forms (certain TV shows, Fox News, stand up, Comedy Central roasts)? The stars of some of our favourite comedies have said their shows would not stand in today’s climate. ‘Friends’, a perennial favourite, has strong homophobic themes. ‘The Office’ is notoriously sexist. Keeping principles a) and b) from paragraph 4 in mind, the implications of what I am saying are huge. The death of most standup. The death of roasts. The death of many of our beloved TV shows. And perhaps most applicable to me, the death of the traditional Pakistani young male ‘session’.
 
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