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May 31, 2011

My Bucket List


It's important to keep ones life as movie-like as possible. It brings novelty and keeps depression away. In either case, you have a great story to tell afterwards.
I hated the bucket list, mainly because Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman creep me out (the former's face contorts grotesquely and the latter's monotone gets on my nerves). But I loved the idea of a bucket list and decided to make my own. Keeping in mind the importance of the dramatic, I scribbled them on a napkin while sitting in my university cafeteria. Here it is in no order of preference (forgive me if it has the tone of a four-year old's essay on 'What I Want to be When I Grow up'):
  1. Get married (Surprise surprise. Also coincidentally the one item on this list I am most likely to achieve. HEY! No cheap shots at my eligibility. You don't know my mother.)
  2. Have a house in Kaghan or Swat
  3. Own an 'Easy Rider' Peter Fonda Chopper and go on a cross country trip, Kind of like this guy:
  1. Own a Clap-on Disco Ball (That scene from 'Accepted' was so cool)
  2. Shop at Agha's (a fancy supermarket in Karachi with imported items), buy all the fancy imported foodstuffs I want and actually make some of the stuff featured on http://www.grilledcheesesocial.com/
  3. Invent a dream manufacturing machine (So I can dream the items on the list I can't complete)
  4. Learn Martial Arts
  5. Be multilingual
  6. Pet a Great White Shark
  7. Own a convertible (Heck, even a Mehran with it's top ripped off is 'convertible' enough for me)
  8. Have a menagerie, complete with Anaconda, Peregrine Falcon and Angler Fish
  9. Live in a Penthouse complete with Swimming Pool on top of the tallest building in Pakistan (Whatever that is when I buy the penthouse)
  10. Visit Jerusalem
  11. Extreme sports, especially sky diving, zip wiring, bungee jumping and rock climbing
  12. Start a youth programme for Pakistani youngsters (Like the YMCA!)
  13. Play Ice Hockey
  14. Round the World trip...on a luxury cruise.
  15. Have a huge aquarium in my pad, like the one they have at Burj-ul Arab and the one Vector in Despicable Me has at his place
  16. Own a Private Jet
  17. Have a Persian and Siamese cat (My mum's allergic to cats)
    Naturally, this list is subject to change with the times and passing fads (though I'm pretty sure number 1. won't ever get struck off the list). When I go over it again, my Bucket List sounds more like a 'only in heaven' list (InshaAllah :) ). What's yours?

4 comments:

siyab said...

house in kaghan or swat; private jet; penthouse with swimming poool.. you're readin my mind brother.

Rabia Ahmad said...

Number 1 was so expected! :P
Oh, and I could email you links about scuba diving and other water sports; this friend of mine did a couple of excursions with this firm that does water sports excursions.

Saad said...

Assalaam-o-Alaikum,
stuff sounds cool, but I feel too lazy just thinking about all the effort that would go into achieving all 10/10 of them.
And as far as your 1. is concerned , I believe you.

mum said...

just wondering about #20.There are a few options:
a)mum will stop being allergic-ed to cats
b)a new vaccine/antihistamine will be invented which will take care of the allergies
c)mum will be dead
d)mum won't figure (but then how will #1 be achieved?)
e)You will get over this wish & get fish or turtles instead

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